2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.
I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit
not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole
wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole
cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole
if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
" Short hair doesn’t look feminine "
" Girls with muscles are unattractive "
" Girls are supposed to wear girls clothing, not boys clothing "
" Fat girls are ugly "
" I would never date a fat girl "
" Stop working out, you will look like a man "
north west was the first child of kanye and kim. one year later, there will be a child named east. following that year, a child will be born named south. finally, a year afterward, west west will be born. the children will become the guardians of their respected cardinal directions, forming together to create the compass of destiny that will lead us all to eternal life